Cosmetic surgery
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Cosmetic surgery (n.) A form of body modification whereby humans pay for physical alterations to make them look younger and/or more sexually attractive.

The inventor of cosmetic surgery was of course Doctor Frankenstein, who realized early on the potential of the knive, but sadly forgot the First Law of the Cosmetic Surgeon: choose patients with more money than sense. Also, the famous Second Law: Do not create monsters, and if you really must create monsters, for heaven's sake, don't create monster brides for them.

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