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Breasts: Breasts (n.) Twin fatty deposits on the chest of the mature human female. The purpose of breasts is to attract males by indicating fertility and availability.

It has been argued that since the women of remote tribes do not cover their breasts, their sexual symbolism is purely cultural. This ignores the truth that for a symbol to be symbolic, it must in fact be visible. The proper scientific method would be to show a remote tribesman the pictures of a naked porn star before and after breast augmentation surgery, and ask which he preferred. The journals of anthropology do not show any such experiments, to my knowledge.

Also, it is quite possible that the women of remote tribes shown in old copies of National Geographic would seize the chance to cover their breasts if they had the convenience of cheap fabric.

Breast development is tied to hormones and good health in a way that cannot be faked. The unfakeability of physical indicators in any species is key to their survival through the critical process of sexual selection. The size and shape of breasts is severely impacted by suckling, and thus in the ancestral society that shaped us, proud firm breasts are an almost unfakeable indicator of maidenhood. Put it another way: a woman with nice breasts is more likely to be fertile and healthy, and much less likely to have kids and a large protective husband.

This matters specifically to humans because of the peculiarities of our reproductive model: we bond for life, and invest decades as a parental pair in our young.

Men find female breasts attractive because they are youth and fertility indicators, in the same way as they find long hair, smooth skin, clear eyes, healthy teeth, and an hourglass figure to be attractive.

  • Train: Train (n.) A long tube filled with seats and loud people. [people]
  • Gene: Gene (n.) Tiny, without mercy, and in charge. [sex]
  • Sex: Sex (n.) An agreement between two sets of genes to enter into negotiations with the eventual goal of mutual reproduction. Also known as "more of me". [economics sex]
  • Coffee: Coffee (n.) One of the four essential elements, together with alcohol, music, and sex. [sex]
  • Free will: Free will (n.) The confusion of correlation with causation. [beer you]
  • Panic attack: Panic attack (n.) The moment when you realize your place in the Universe. [importance you]
  • Addiction: Addiction (n.) Something you can stop anytime you want to, only you never want to. [confusion mind]
  • Population: Population (n.) Other people, of whom there are always too many. [economics ethics stupidity]
  • Racism: Racism (n.) An over-identification with one's extended family, usually combined with low collective self-esteem, which leads one to dismiss members of other extended families as more or less sub-human. [fear power]
  • Wealth: Wealth (n.) In financial terms, assets that one can demonstrate only by spending, and thus losing, them. [marketing money]
  • Cosmetic surgery: Cosmetic surgery (n.) A form of body modification whereby humans pay for physical alterations to make them look younger and/or more sexually attractive. [female male marketing pain]
  • History: History (n.) (1) A series of lessons we are determined to forget as soon as possible in the search for our own self-created reality. (2) A series of fictions written by the winners to explain why the losers really deserved all the unpleasant things that happened to them. [epicfail power]
  • Cactus: Cactus (n.) A plant designed to show why jumping into everything you see is not a good idea. [pain]
  • Expert: Expert (n.) Someone who is insufficiently ignorant. [intelligence stupidity]
  • Airport: Airport (n.) A large building designed to be as inconvenient and unpleasant as possible for passengers departing on, or arriving from, aircraft. [oil stupidity]
  • Uniform: Uniform (n.) A clothing statement made by an organized gang preparing for explicit or implicit violence. [group violence]
  • War: War (n.) In tribal societies, an excuse for older men to send younger ones to kill and die so that there are more females to go around. In modern societies, an extension of the global trade system, in which countries that refuse to accept a fair trade deal are bombed. [power trade violence]
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  • Unirail: Unirail (n.) A category of person with a one track mind. [communications confusion]
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  • Religion: Religion (n.) The means by which a generally logical mind survives in a world with an over-abundance of unknowns. [confusion logic]
  • Reality: Reality (n.) That which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. [confusion mind]
  • Privacy: Privacy (n.) The protection of data, information, or knowledge goods held and owned by an individual or a group, including physical, technical, or legal exclusions that defend that protection. [economics ethics power]
  • Pornography: Pornography (n.) Also, "porn", "pr0n". A super-stimulus that exceeds the bounds of polite society. [pr0n]
  • Planning: Planning (n.) In which a central authority, already many years behind the facts on the ground, tries to allocate essential resources on the basis of belief and hope. [stupidity]
  • Patent: Patent (n.) A medieval economic tool by which politicians attempt to stimulate trade and wealth by banning innovation and competition in crucial areas of technology. [confusion disease power]
  • Morality: Morality (n.) In which enjoyable behavior is banned so as to leave more for those in charge. [power]
  • Monday: Monday (n.) Invented in the middle ages by sadistic priests who felt that anyone having fun on a Sunday deserved to suffer the next day. Not to be confused with hell. [pain]
  • Marketing: Marketing (n.) The art of convincing people they need something do not, while getting them to pay as much as is possible. [confusion fiction marketing money]
  • Intelligence: Intelligence (n.) The ability to design complex and subtle tests to detect intelligence. [mind]
  • Immigrant: Immigrant (n.) A socially undesirable, poorer person seeking a better life in a new country. [prison]
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  • Genocide: Genocide (n.) The convenient elimination of a middle class by poor rural thugs organized by a cynical political elite. [violence]
  • Freedom: Freedom (n.) The capacity of an individual or group for exchange of goods, services, knowledge or information with others, publicly or privately. [economics]
  • Foreigner: Foreigner (n.) A non-local of undetermined social status. [culture fashion power]
  • Fashion: Fashion (n.) The process of imitating those better than us and distancing ourselves from those beneath us, by adopting new memes of dress, speech, manners, or lifestyle. [confusion fashion marketing pr0n]
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